deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’